My Two (Pokemon) wishes

I only have two wishes of left of Nintendo/Japan.

Wish 1

Please, please Remake Pokemon Red/Blue for DS or 3DS format.  Just a straight updated port.  Only graphical improvements, not all the new Pokemon and all that stuff.  Just give me the straight game (with Mew included) to make it all original 151.  You can even take out the x99 item glitch if you want.  Just leave everything else the same with updated graphics and WiFi trading please. 

Yes, I know they remade them as LeafGreen and FireRed (really strange names, btw) and I own FireRed.  It is a GBA title though.  Why not remake it for DS with all the upgraded features this hand-held supports?  Seems like Nintendo would be able to essentially PRINT money with this title.  Heck, I'd even BUY a 3DS if they made it exclusive for that platform.  As long as it was an updated port of the original with only the original 151 in it.  That would be amazing.

Wish 2

This wish is a little more far fetched and will probably NEVER occur.  But here goes....

I wish they'd remake the Pokemon animated TV show....but instead of from Ash's point of view it was from Gary's.  He was THE MAN in that show.  Got all the ladies, had all the sweet pokemon...plus, he understood what Weaknesses and Resistances were.  I doubt he'd try to use a Pikachu to Fight an Onyx.....(LOOKIN' AT YOU ASH, YA BIG DUMMY).  Plus, his fights with Gym leaders would probably be epic duels not stupidness like Ash had such as Lucking out into hitting a sprinkler system or helping a gym leader do some task they could of done better themselves (such as stop jesse and james, seriously, they were IDIOTS).  Ash never EARNED his badges.....he always lucked into it.  The Gary show would be so much awesomer. 

"Pokemon: Gary is the Best" should be the title of the show.  Most epic show ever.  I might have to make a comic of it.......