Magical Regal Adventures Part 1: The Devil Inside

Being a manager at a regal theater is so awesome.  Why?  People bitch about stupid things to us.  Why?  Because we obviously have this company has upper management that totally listens to managers at its various locations.  This could have a post all its own, but I digress, back to the topic at hand.

So, I was getting concession ready for the final round of the night (Stupid hour regulations from HR allows us to only have 3 people trying to struggle through helping all the people) and I needed to get them a few sleeves of medium cups.  That probably had no need for them but I just wanted us to be prepared since The Devil Inside has been doing a TON of business for such a crap movie.  Anyways, I make my way over to theater 7 which is showing Devil Inside and also is the store room for some of our stock, specifically the cups.  Of course right when I get there it starts letting out and I'm chillin' up against the wall listening to various people commenting about how crap the ending was (common amongst movie goers, I understand).  So, I see a lull in people coming out so I make my movie and jump around the corner only to have more people.  So I sort of jump into the area to the side of the door and wait there. 

As I stand there what do I hear?  Some lady commented very audibly for me to obviously hear "You guys should be ashamed for charging people for that movie".  My reply was to her very loudly "OK".  Then I walked in and got my cups.  What was I thinking and wanted to say to her?  It goes a little bit like this...

How this Should Have Gone:

Fat Bitch:  You Guys should be ashamed for charging people for that movie.
Me: No, you fat whore, YOU should be ashamed for PAYING and COMING to SEE this movie.  Ever heard of the INTERNET?  Its this magical word of computers where you can find out if a movie is GOOD OR BAD.  You made the conscious effort to avoid this magical device...so no we should NOT be ashamed.  Good Day, Ugly bitch.

Only down side to that?  Probably would of lost my job....but it would of been an amazing way to go out.....